The following collection of poems were written by me, my senior year of high school. Enjoy!
What shall I do when I’m not with you? Forever and Ever (lyric poem) I love the way that you talk. I just want to be with you. You’ve already won my heart. I just want to be with you. You’ve taken me on the ride of my life. I just want to be with you. Forever and ever. The Adam Hill Spopwels So Adam Hill took the sobartick But before he could even paparg, The Jijiguns and the bweezles “Why must everyone plopok to me?” “No, no Adam, it sure isn’t that,” So the jijiguns and bweezles spoched, The Story His parents named him Zeke Lowerman. With some of the family cash, The Z was the vilest of all of the villains, They took over and gave him the boot. So The Z changed his name back to Zeke. The new drill was to fight against evil, For the rest of his life he fought Zuperman worked for no pay, A Limerick of Why I Should Give Up Comedy (limerick) I walked through the streets of the city Suicidal Tendency (limerick) She stood on the edge of the cliff Cortney McKinney (limerick) Cortney McKinney is gross. A Haiku of Incredible Loneliness (haiku) I wish you were here Grow up (haiku) You make me so mad Too Hard (haiku) What is a haiku? Deny me skittles? (free verse) There are some skittles in my pocket. I want to eat them, but I don’t know if I’m allowed. I know that they’re not normally a necessity in school. But I can hear them calling to me. Eat us, eat us! We’re so juicy and fruity! But I better not bite their bait. The rumble in my stomach makes me want them more, Their scent slowly seeps into my soul! I want them! I’m so hungry! And though the thought that these skittles In my pocket are so good, They’ll hardly be delightful, for they’ve melted and they’re sticky. Callie Oh Callie (couplet) Callie! Oh Callie! How I love thee so. You would let me hold your hand if you could Being with you is all my heart desires When I’m with you I want to go faster We always drive around all of the time, Summers you’re so hot when I climb inside, I love you when you take me to my friends. We listen to music that we both love. Sometimes we get in trouble with the law Our love is so true, but can’t go too far.
I miss your very presence.
I cannot seem to make it through
Another day with your absence.
Beauty flows from you like a stream,
Your face is like the sun,
The sound of your voice is like a dream,
Your eyes challenged by none.
Without you I am nothing.
You make my life complete.
I know that I feel something,
That causes my heart to beat.
You are the something that I need.
So stay with me, I beg, I plead.
I love the way that you think.
I love the way that you sing.
And I love the way you look at me.
It’s forever and ever.
And this is just the start.
You’ve already won me over.
It’s like I found a lucky four leaf clover.
It’s forever and ever.
You came and removed the knife.
That pierced my heart from “Yous” in the past.
Of all the “Yous,” I hope you are the last.
It’s forever and ever.
Part VI (Nonsense Poem)
And quickly bilzed away.
He went and spigged in the arctic
Hoping to blost eent for one day.
The zoulamps came to pocol.
Adam let out a booming, “Aarg!”
And kicked the zoulamps to Ancrol.
Couldn’t believe Adam’s foolish behavior
They came and took all his bwazles
So Adam began to pwavor.
He pwavored in bropping despair,
“I’m just a pringing bozzlwee.
Is it because of my soopleening hair?”
The jijiguns said in reply.
But the bweezles snapped back,
“Of course it’s that! His hair makes us want to die!”
As burgettes often do,
And Adam Hill quickly thoched
Away to some place new.
The boy was born and raised in Metrotham.
He took up a job at a pool in the city.
His family was rich, his life was so pretty.
But one day when he was a teen,
Zeke took a turn for the mean.
He went off and did something rash.
He started a business of crime
Under the ground, most of the time.
“With this new life of evil,” said he,
“I shall change my name, to The Z”
He and his business stole billions and billions.
The cops tried and tried to find him,
But The Z was too good, he left no traces behind him.
From the inside, The Z met his demise.
His so-called friends were not so nice.
His returning to power was moot.
So The Z changed from his evil ways
And vowed to fight evil, the rest of his days.
One by one he took down the others.
He arrested and jailed all of his “brothers.”
Of evil and shame the old pseudonym reeked.
Zeke bought a house on a hill.
And there he began a new drill.
With a mask and cape for disguise,
A new superhero began to arise.
Not for himself, but for goodwill.
With the money his rich father had left him,
Zeke bought all the gear that could help him.
His costume and gear made him like Superman.
But no, he was different, he was Zuperman!
Against evil and villains and what not.
The Toilet Monster, and the Midget Machine Men,
And the Evil Scientists, he took to their end.
The people of Metrotham exulted!
The reign of evil had halted!
Without complaint, everyday.
That is the story of Zuperman
A hero from the city of Metrotham.
I tried to be funny and witty
The people just stared,
And nobody cared,
I guess that my jokes weren’t so pretty.
Looking for a reason to live
Then came the shout of a friend,
Saying it’s not the end!
It’s better to not be a stiff.
She smells ten times worse than most.
She doesn’t take showers.
Her stench can kill flowers.
I’d rather spend time with burnt toast.
It’s so lonely without you
When will you be home
With your immaturity
Please grow up for once
I don’t think I can write one
It seems way too hard
The way that I love you, no one can know.
But alas, we both know that I ne’er should.
Even if I have to polish your tires.
I am in charge, but who is the master?
But talk with you is like talk with a mime.
And winters you’re too cool to be my bride.
Love like this I know never ever ends.
Volumes so loud that it shakes worlds above.
For going too fast but our love is raw!
For Callie, oh Callie, you are my car.